I tried NOT to notice Jesus, and realized there was totally a Jesus in Frosting on my Toastee.
Author Archive: Wendy Benton Parker
Edna Wartwinkle is at it again and it’s all Dr. Phil’s fault.
“We are extremely excited about this find.”
Of course you have an opinion, state it with reason and facts, and I might be swayed. Yell it at me, and I put my fingers in my ears and start singing –of key, of course, “la, la, la.”
Have you ever thought about what compels you do the things you do?
Respect for mankind in general is an intrinsic element we’re all responsible for.
Ted Nugent would make these kids piss their pants.
I feel fairly certain if a blind rat can get inside, we don’t stand a chance against coyotes.
My husband is eternally nervous I’m going to break something in his truck
Read Wendy’s first CDL LIfe exclusive post. He’s a kind and patient man, but no songwriter.
Meet CDL Life’s newest addition – Wendy Benton Parker has joined our crew. Wendy has a slightly skewed and somewhat vulgar grasp on reality and truck driving, and we love it!