Oh, you? Sure, you can be that guy.
Oh, did you get injured? Don’t worry. There’s several people who can help you get to the hospital.
Oh, wait. There might be several people riding with you in the ambulance on the way.
Thanks, beer and stupidity!
– Everyone is looking for thrills. This guy thought he would ride a cable spindle down a hillside. He ate it. TWICE.
Source
Ebaum’s World
