A couple of months ago, we posted the first 5 Things To Never Say To A DOT Officer. Many of you offered your advice on things to never say to a DOT officer.
Listed below are some of our favorites.
Here are 5 more things to never say to a DOT officer (obviously this is a joke and meant for entertainment).
1.
Officer: What are you hauling?
Driver: Your mom and I’m over gross.- Justin O.
2.
The reason I picked up speed was because I thought you were bringing my ex wife back; she left me for a cop, ya know!- Anthony R.
3.
Log book? Im not hauling logs.- John B.
4.
Are you a real cop or just a DOT cop….$480 in fines later- Steve V.
5.
Take your tin badge and little plastic gun and go fight some real crime instead of robbing truckers on the side of the road.
Result: Disorderly conduct. Erie, PA. Fine $750.-Jason K.
