Here’s What Google Has To Say About Truck Drivers

Google Instant tries to predict what you’re looking for before you ever type it into your search bar — and the results are often very surprising. Here’s what Google has to say about everything trucking. (This is just for fun, obviously!)

Truck Drivers Are:

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Truck drivers aren’t supposed to cry. You can totally cry if you want to. The rest of these results are pretty darn ignorant.

Semi Trucks Are:

 Semi Trucks Are

Semi trucks are dangerous. Not as dangerous as most of the four-wheelers on the road.

Truck Drivers Like:

Truck Drivers Like

Truck drivers dressed like babies? Umm…. We don’t run across truck drivers dressed like babies too often…

Lot Lizard Is:

A Lot Lizard Is

What is a male lot lizard called? Good question! Any ideas?

CB Radio Is:

CB Radio

CB radio is dead. CB radio is not dead. Ask all the accident-free truck drivers.

Trucking Is:

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Trucking is exempt from government regulations? Um, excuse us as we go laugh ourselves silly about that one!

Why Do Truck Drivers:

Why do truck drivers

 

Why do truck drivers sit so low? What? Have these people ever seen a truck?