Ever wonder what would happen if the biggest Super Trucker on the planet got his own Twitter account in order to dispense advice and wisdom to the rest of the trucking world?
You don’t have to wonder anymore, because the hilarious parody account @badtruckadvice has been dispensing jaw-droppingly terrible nuggets of wisdom since September.
Here are some of our favorite Tweets!
Warning: Follow This Terrible Trucking Advice At Your Own Risk!
1.
Save money and use a pocket knife to sipe your own tires for winter. 👍#BadTruckerAdvice
— @badtruckadvice (@badtruckadvice) November 20, 2017
2.
Nothing works better than Vodka for deicing your air lines. Keep that open bottle in your door pocket for easy access. 👍#BadTruckerAdvice
— @badtruckadvice (@badtruckadvice) November 27, 2017
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Move over for every vehicle merging on the highway. They won’t match your speed and leave you stuck in the hammer lane–I promise. 👍#BadTruckerAdvice
— @badtruckadvice (@badtruckadvice) November 29, 2017
4.
In high winds, pull next to another truck and actually touch. You will support each other. 2 trucks are better than 1.
— Alex Rooney (@rooneysf) November 30, 2017
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Trailer tails were designed to collapse when they hit something. That means they double as a proximity indicator for backing up. Just listen for the crunch. 👍#BadTruckerAdvice
— @badtruckadvice (@badtruckadvice) December 3, 2017
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It’s a common misconception that the middle of three lanes is for passing. It’s actually for those of you that follow my advice on fuel efficiency and keep it under 58mph. 👍#BadTruckerAdvice
— @badtruckadvice (@badtruckadvice) December 4, 2017
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Corner speed signs are only suggestions for bad weather and bad drivers. If it’s sunny and you’re a pro, add 15-25mph. 👍#BadTruckerAdvice
— @badtruckadvice (@badtruckadvice) December 6, 2017
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When there’s only two sinks in the restroom at a truck stop, the one on the left is for socks and dishes, the one on the right is for sponge baths. 👍#BadTruckerAdvice
— @badtruckadvice (@badtruckadvice) December 13, 2017
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When a dock manager tells you bad news, a temper tantrum is the best response. 👍#BadTruckerAdvice
— @badtruckadvice (@badtruckadvice) December 15, 2017
10.
Black ice is just as scared of you as you are of it. 👍#BadTruckerAdvice
— @badtruckadvice (@badtruckadvice) November 17, 2017
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Having a bad time finding a toilet in the road? Cut a hole in the floor of your cab. Works great! 👍#BadTruckerAdvice
— @badtruckadvice (@badtruckadvice) December 18, 2017
12.
Having trouble keeping your dishes clean? Rub them down with RainX. They’ll never be dirty again. 👍#BadTruckerAdvice
— @badtruckadvice (@badtruckadvice) December 5, 2017
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If that Tesla thingy is as powerful as that fella claims, it might be great for log roads and oil fields. 👍#BadTruckerAdvice
— @badtruckadvice (@badtruckadvice) November 17, 2017
14.
Help keep other drivers awake when driving late at night. Occasionally yell “Deer!” or “Moose!” on the CB. 👍#BadTruckerAdvice
— @badtruckadvice (@badtruckadvice) November 8, 2017
Need some more Billy Big Rigger approved tips? Click here our last roundup of @badtruckadvice. Or click here to follow @badtruckadvice on Twitter.