Teeth

You know the old saying, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”? Well, it turns out, it just might be true.

A Polish man leaned just how true the saying is the hard way after he dumped his girlfriend Anna Machowiak, a dentist, for another woman.

Marek Olszewski thought the recent break-up was water under the bridge when he went to see his ex-girlfriend for a dental procedure.  Machowiak allegedly gave her ex-boyfriend a large does of anesthetic and proceeded to yank out all his teeth.

I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions,  said Anna Machowiak, 34, who practices her trade in Wroclaw, Poland,  according to the U.K.’s  Daily Mail. But when I saw him lying there, I just thought, ˜What a bastard.’

Following the extractions, Machowiak wrapped Olszewski’s head in bandages and told him there had been a complication and to leave the bandages in place.

I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn’t feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages, Olszewski told the Daily Mail.She told me my mouth was numb, and I wouldn’t be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist.

I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean, I thought she was a professional, he said. But when I got home, I looked in the mirror and couldn’t f***king believe it. The b**ch had emptied my mouth.

To make matters worse, Olszweski’s new girlfriend dumped him after she learned he didn’t have any teeth left.

Machowiak is currently under investigation and could face jail time and lose her license.

He’s lucky she wasn’t a urologist.