That’s right truckers, you heard it here first. A young man by the name of Flint, who lives in Austin, Texas received a special visit from KVUE TV’s Albert Ramon. Ramon is the channel’s weatherman, and he used his time to explain how meteorology works to the class. It must have been a big hit, because a week later, Ramon received a box of handwritten fan mail from all the children.
One letter stood out. It was from Flint – the prophesied “Supreme Ultra-Lord of the Universe.”
It went like this:
Dear Mr. Ramon,
Thank you for coming to our school and teaching us about the weather.
Some day when I become supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed you doughnuts off their horns.
I will personally make you a throne that is half platnum and half solid gold and jewel ecnrested.
Thank you again for teaching us about meteoroligy, you’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars, while ingulfed in flames¦.And in case you didn’t know, that’s pretty dang sweet.
100% true story. Here’s the illustration Mr. Ramon received on the back.